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These lirics are from the SHEIK YERBOUTI album. More lirics will follow

BOBBY BROWN

Hey there, people, I�m Bobby Brown

They say I�m the cutest boy in town

My car is fast, my teeth is shiney

I tell all the girls they can kiss my heinie

Here I am at a famous school

I�m dressin� sharp �n� I�m actin� cool

I got a chearleader here wants to help with my paper

Let her do all the work �n� maybe later I�ll rape her

 

Oh god I am the american dream

I do not think I�m too extreme

An� I�m a handsome sonofabitch

I�m gonna get a good job �n� be real rich

 

Women�s Liberation came creepin� across the nation

I tell you people, I was not ready

When I fucked this dyke by the name of Freddie

She made a little speech then,

Aw, she tried to make me say when

She had my balls in a vice, but she left the dick

I guess it�s still hooked on, but now it shoots to quick

 

Oh god I am the american dream

But now I smell like Vaseline

An� I�m a miserable sonofabtich

Am I a boy or a lady� I don�t know witch

 

So I went out �n� bought me a leisure suit

I jingle my change, but I�m still kinda cute

Got a job doin� radio promo

An� none of the jocks can even tell I�m a homo

Eventually me �n� a friend

Sorta drifted along into S&M

I can take about an hour on the tower of power

�Long as I get a little golden shower

 

Oh god I am the american dream

With a spindle up my butt till it makes me scream

An� I�ll do anything to get ahead

I lay awake nights sayin�, �Thank you, Fred!�

Oh god, oh god, I�m so fantastic!

Thanks to Fred I�m a sexual spastic

And my name is Bobby Brown

Watch me now; I�m goin� down, etc.

 

YO� MAMA

 

Maybe you should stay with yo� mama

She could do your laundry �n� cook for you

Maybe you should stay with yo� mama

You�re really kinda stupid �n� ugly too

 

Maybe you should stay with yo� mama

She could do your laundry �n� cook for you

Maybe you should stay with yo� mama

You�re really kinda stupid �n� ugly too

 

You ain�t really made for bein� out in the street

Ain�t much hope for a fool like you

�Cause if you play the game, you will get beat

 

Maybe you should stay with yo� mama

She could do your laundry �n� cook for you

Maybe you should stay with yo� mama

You�re really kinda stupid �n� ugly too

And

You should never smoke in pajamas

You might start a fire �n� burn yer face

Maybe you�ll return to Managua

You could go unnoticed in such a place

 

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