BOBBY BROWN Hey there, people, I�m Bobby Brown They say I�m the cutest boy in town My car is fast, my teeth is shiney I tell all the girls they can kiss my heinie Here I am at a famous school I�m dressin� sharp �n� I�m actin� cool I got a chearleader here wants to help with my paper Let her do all the work �n� maybe later I�ll rape her Oh god I am the american dream I do not think I�m too extreme An� I�m a handsome sonofabitch I�m gonna get a good job �n� be real rich Women�s Liberation came creepin� across the nation I tell you people, I was not ready When I fucked this dyke by the name of Freddie She made a little speech then, Aw, she tried to make me say when She had my balls in a vice, but she left the dick I guess it�s still hooked on, but now it shoots to quick Oh god I am the american dream But now I smell like Vaseline An� I�m a miserable sonofabtich Am I a boy or a lady� I don�t know witch So I went out �n� bought me a leisure suit I jingle my change, but I�m still kinda cute Got a job doin� radio promo An� none of the jocks can even tell I�m a homo Eventually me �n� a friend Sorta drifted along into S&M I can take about an hour on the tower of power �Long as I get a little golden shower Oh god I am the american dream With a spindle up my butt till it makes me scream An� I�ll do anything to get ahead I lay awake nights sayin�, �Thank you, Fred!� Oh god, oh god, I�m so fantastic! Thanks to Fred I�m a sexual spastic And my name is Bobby Brown Watch me now; I�m goin� down, etc. YO� MAMA Maybe you should stay with yo� mama She could do your laundry �n� cook for you Maybe you should stay with yo� mama You�re really kinda stupid �n� ugly too Maybe you should stay with yo� mama She could do your laundry �n� cook for you Maybe you should stay with yo� mama You�re really kinda stupid �n� ugly too You ain�t really made for bein� out in the street Ain�t much hope for a fool like you �Cause if you play the game, you will get beat Maybe you should stay with yo� mama She could do your laundry �n� cook for you Maybe you should stay with yo� mama You�re really kinda stupid �n� ugly too And You should never smoke in pajamas You might start a fire �n� burn yer face Maybe you�ll return to Managua You could go unnoticed in such a place |